Great Moments in Visual Entertainment History #1

Aside from managing to combine trading card games, merchandising, and the Power Rangers into one monstrosity, this clip features amazing acting and more sparks than your Uncle Larry's Fourth of July barbecue.

sickman

I'm sick

a creep

I'm the devil

when I sleep

There is nothing

happy inside me

Only dull thumping

behind my eyes

A dull thumping

that says

jump into traffic

and say

goodbye forever.

Her

This is for you: another poem.

Words shaking through my home

As if I met you- well I'll be-

Can't get this kind of joy for free?

Another face with another name

Another picture within the frame

That I hold in my mind's eye

of another soul to say goodbye to

And yet

these words they cannot bleed

Trapped like water beneath the sea

Where we'd go and we'd hold hands

And I'd love you as your man

But those are dreams and fantasies

That will never breach reality

You, like the moon beyond the fog,

are beyond the reach of my arms stretched

like the perfect skin of your face

when you crack a smile

and smooth over another crack

in the stony edifice of my mind's hallowed halls.

But since we'll never be,

You will never heal me.

And lying at your feet,

another heart without a home.

WTF News 8/30/12

Man gets revenge on snake who bit him by biting it to death.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/08/23/us-nepal-snake-idUSBRE87M05C20120823

No reports yet as to whether he acquired the snakes abilities after being bitten by it a la Peter Parker.  Check in for updates.  The Stephen Breaking News Desk will bring you news as it develops.  (NOTE:  No I won't)

Sometimes

Sometimes I feel like the walls of the tunnel of life are just closing in on me, trying to crush me before I have a chance to reach the light at the end.  But then again, if we fastforwarded through the tough parts of life, we'd wind up with the first two minutes of that marriage montage in Up.  And where's the fun in that?

But still.  The point remains:  Life is never going to be perfect.  And sometimes (even a lot of times) it sucks.  A lot.

Mic check.  1.  2.  3.  Is this thing on?  No.  Oh.  Well then

Stupid Internet Comments: Meteorology Edition [5/17/11]

Idiots on why it is raining in California:

WaterWearyRetiree
These unseasonable storms are related to ascending air and increasing relative humidity mixing with ice encrusted dust particles in the upper atmosphere. The dust particles mostly emanate from the recent cataclysmic geologic events in the Western Pacific combined with residue from bomb blasts in the Middle East………..

May 16, 2011 at 11:24 pm

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 Yooou keep on believing that, buddy.