WTF News 8/30/12

Man gets revenge on snake who bit him by biting it to death.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/08/23/us-nepal-snake-idUSBRE87M05C20120823

No reports yet as to whether he acquired the snakes abilities after being bitten by it a la Peter Parker.  Check in for updates.  The Stephen Breaking News Desk will bring you news as it develops.  (NOTE:  No I won't)

Sometimes

Sometimes I feel like the walls of the tunnel of life are just closing in on me, trying to crush me before I have a chance to reach the light at the end.  But then again, if we fastforwarded through the tough parts of life, we'd wind up with the first two minutes of that marriage montage in Up.  And where's the fun in that?

But still.  The point remains:  Life is never going to be perfect.  And sometimes (even a lot of times) it sucks.  A lot.

Mic check.  1.  2.  3.  Is this thing on?  No.  Oh.  Well then